aadu pogo Joke :D

Pappu Jab Chota Tha To Ek
Din Ghar Par Badi Late Aya.
.
Maa Ne Dante Hue Usko
Bola: “ Tu Itni Raat Ko
Kidhar Tha? ”
.
Pappu: “ Mummy, wo Main Sath
Wale Sharma Ji Ke Ghar
Tv Dekh Raha Tha ”
.
.
Maa: “Juth Mat Bol,
Unke Ghar Ka Main Gate To
Rat Ko 8 Baje Hi Band
Ho Jaata Hai ”
.
Pappu: “ Par Mummy Mene
To Unki Khidki Mein Se Sari
Movie Dekhi ”
“ Film Mein Ek Ladki Thi Jo
Apne Kamre Mein Bethi Hui
Thi, Tabhi Hero Aata Hai Aur Uska
Hath Pakad Leta
Hai Aur Fir Usko Puppy
Karta Hua Bed Pe Litaa
deta Hai ”
.
.
Itne Mein Santa Kamre Mein
Gussa Aur Ek Zor Ka Thappar
Pappu Ko Maara
.
Maa: “ O Ji, Kyu Maarte Ho
Bachhe Ko, Film Ki Story Hi
To Bata Raha Tha ”
.
.
Santa: “ Haramzada, Pata
Nahi Kya Kya Dekhta Rahta Hai,
Sharma Ji Ke Ghar Mein
To Tv Hi Nahi Hai" :-P =D

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